Demotivational Posters

Enjoy a bit of my sarcasm in this collection of freely licensed demotivational posters, they are based on my photography, which is also free to use. In case you feel offended by some of the jokes here, take a step back and a deep breath, thin, realize is not about you and laugh. This is humor.

free hugs
FREE HUGS FOR YOU		 tight t-shirts
TIGHT T-SHIRTS		 crows
CROWS		 gift horse
GIFT HORSES
beer-bottles
BEER BOTTLES		 silicone
SILICONE		 forget-me-not
FORGET-ME-NOT		 girlfriend
GIRLFRIEND
horse shit
HORSE SHIT		 snail
SNAIL		 tiramisu
TIRAMISU		 valentine chocolates
VALENTINE CHOCOLATES
fries
FRIES		 hotness
HOTNESS		 piety
PIETY		 wizardry
WIZARDRY
cash
CASH		 prostitutes
PROSTITUTES		 cheerleaders
CHEERLEADERS		 homeless people
HOMELESS PEOPLE
girls on bikes
GILRS ON BIKES		 beauty pageant
BEAUTY PAGEANT		 dead rat
DEAD RAT		 pedobear
PEDOBEAR
plastic angel
PLASTIC ANGEL		 free beer
FREE BEER		 the cigarette after
THE CIGARETTE AFTER		 sarcasm
SARCASM
bad shoes
BAD SHOES ON A STRIPPER

Do it yourself!

You can do your own demotivational posters, to help with this I provided a GIMP tutorial teaching how I wid my own posters. Also for convenience and to easw your work, I provided a couple of templates for GIMP (in .xcf format), which you can use freely.
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